Vicious Mockery Lyrics

Come gather and listen to the legend of me

My vicious mockery

I'm the bard with the sharpest tongue

My words cut deep my insults stung

When the battle's hot and foes are near

I cast vicious mockery fill them with fear

Oh you call that a sword? Looks more like a twig!

Your mama's so big she makes ogres look small and rigged!

With every taunt their spirits fall

I've got the insults to end it all

Oh they think they're tough but they don't know

My words are weapons I steal the show

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down

With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground

My words are daggers my wit's on fire

Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll

Making heroes crumble taking their toll

With every line I'll make you see

You're no match for my vicious mockery

Oh nice armor! Did you get it on sale?

Your brain's so tiny even goblins prevail!

I've got a million lines each one's a hit

Leaving legendary foes throwing a fit

Your face could scare a beholder blind

Did you leave your courage somewhere behind?

They swing their swords but I've got the edge

With every joke I drive them to the ledge

Oh they think they're tough but they don't know

My words are weapons I steal the show

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down

With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground

My words are daggers my wit's on fire

Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll

Making heroes crumble taking their toll

With every line I'll make you see

You're no match for my vicious mockery

Oh are you fighting or just dancing around?

Your skills are so poor they belong in a circus clown!

I'm the bard with the legendary sneer

With every insult I bring you to tears

I laugh I sing I mock I jest

My vicious words put you to the test

So bring it on legends come face me

And I'll bring you down with vicious mockery

Go

Go go

with vicious mockery

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down

With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground

My words are daggers my wit's on fire

Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll

Making heroes crumble taking their toll

With every line I'll make you see

You're no match for my vicious mockery

Yeah yeah yeah

Vicious mockery you can't compete

I'll have you stumbling accepting defeat

So remember my name