RANDY! i'm only two orange juices in Lyrics

Last night I cried myself to sleep and

I was over at my friends and

We were making stupid jokes and

We stayed up till 1am

And then before I went to bed

I heard a voice inside my head and said

Why can't you keep relationships?

I think I'm just brain dead

Everything keeps going bad

And it makes me really sad

They tell me that it's getting better

But it really got much worse

I'm pathetic I'm a loser

Talked for weeks and just to lose her

This is just another song

To rant about where I went wrong

Bring it on loser boy

I ate 20 chicken nuggets and it made me feel alright

Now can anyone tell me why I can't go to sleep at night?

Continue scrolling on my phone even though I am alone

People think too high of me

To go back I'd do anything

I don't know why I'm so lousy I'm the world's biggest clown

Procrastinating all the time and all I do is lay around

And SpongeBob's on TV it really starts to take me back

To a time when I was simple now nobody comes to slack

Why's life so wack

I hope that life gets it more easy that sayings used all the time

Everybody's life's so special no one really cares 'bout mine

Wanna make everyone happy cause I'm always very sad

Drama's one less thing I want I kind of miss my mom and dad

I struggle with a lot of things one day I want a wedding ring

I wanna pay the bills so the IRS can't arrest me

And if a giant rock hit Earth I'd wonder what my life was worth

I'm one in eight billion that don't mean anything

I don't know why I'm so lousy I'm the world's biggest clown

Procrastinating all the time and all I do is lay around

And SpongeBob's on TV it really starts to take me back

To a time when I was simple now nobody comes to slack

Why's life so wack

All I ever wanted was to feel loved

But every single time that happens it gets took away

And all I ever needed was a free hug

To remind me that I'm human and show me that there's still meaning

All I now desire is to have fun

Long depressing nights and everybody's toxic

I'm here for a good time not a long one

I make the most of every night like tomorrow I might die young

I don't know why I'm so lousy I'm the world's biggest clown

Procrastinating all the time and all I do is lay around

And SpongeBob's on TV it really starts to take me back

To a time when I was simple now nobody comes to slack

Why's life so wack

What a goofy goober I am

Why's life so wack

I'm such a silly little man

Why's life so wack

I am a pee pee head

Why's life so wack

Woo

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