Pretzael (he is rizzin') Lyrics

Don't get it twisted

Wheat from the chaff, don't get sifted

Way they subbing, seems I'm gifted

Don't trip, you get flipped like a pretzel

Big show, no you don't wanna wrestle

With today's special we serving up a punch with lunch that's kestrel

I'm the conductor, we getting orchestral

Pretzael came up from the grease

Keep it hot —  400 degrees  

Tie you in knots, bring an opp to their knees 

They're salty cause I'm savory

She savors me  

Got the non-stick spray if you play with me

And that dough has me putting on weight

Yeah I like to eat  

On the track, I'ma snack

Sweet like cinnamon

Lookin at me make her wanna' sin again  

Pretzael and pimp?

Those are just synonyms  

Sugar rush like that bass drum, kicking in  

Know I stay fresh, never stale 

To pretzael, they bout to build a monument, flavor like a condiment

Mustered the bread and cheese with ease

No lie — I'll never let up

Y'all need to catch up  

How y'all's style got me starving and fed up? 

And I got more game than a playstation

Put that on my visor and apron

You hang with a lame, then me?

That's cross-contamination  

Got the flavor

Got the vision

And like the dough he is rizzin   

And he ain't playing in that kitchen

Like the dough he rizzin pretzael

I'm saying high key

There's no one quite like me

Guaranteed to wreck your psyche  

Open 24/7 saying man you can get served daily or nightly  

Carbo-loaded got the energy

I don't think you wanna mess with me

Don't make me your enemy  

Feudal warlord of the food court and we're in session

Feeds young minds but he gives no concession  

Dazed, confused, no quarter, led zeppelin  

Dark side of the moon, too cold, got no soul,

but he got rolled gold rolls royce  

Pretzel game in a chokehold like royce

That's gracie

They know pretzael is too tasty

Don't come talking bout other pastries  

And you gonna get it if you copy and paste these words  

Tolerate no copycat cat no plagiarism  

He don't give a damn bout an algorithm  

Just care about dough and a funky rhythm  

Pretzael, man, why you keep playing with them? 

Roller blade, roller blade, what you say?

Blade with the flame

man I'm Going roy iggy pop

Search and destroy  

Slither in the club with a draco, no malfoy

Pizza knife going derby, eat em' like kirby

Have em' crying mercy

Probably shoulda' swerved g

Crazy thinking you could ever possibly hurt me  

Y'all thirsy?

Come get that lyrical lemonade

Beat so dirty they bout to call the FDA  

Preztel rod hard, no gnr  

No use of an illusion  

Bro he a dog, kk cruising in the kia on god 

They ain't ready for the shy frog  

Pretzael the house

he's pulling cards  

You can ante up but all bets are off   

Careful now, don't get stained player

He's known to reign in blood a real slayer