Hire Me Lyrics

Woke up early, no more delays

Ironed clothing I put on, after a shower spray

Driver gives me the stare, but I just don't care

Heart's beating fast, no time to spare

Hire me, hire me

Hire me, hire me, hire me

I'm begging on my knees

From nine to five, I'm aiming to please

I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done

Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won

Hire me, hire me

Meetings, oh, I'm a master of explanation

Power notes on the screen, a work of art in creation

My inbox, well sorted, each message in a color coded file

I'll reply to all, with speed, it's my happy unique style

Hire me, hire me

Hire me, hire me, hire me

I'm begging on my knees

From nine to five, I'm aiming to please

I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done

Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won

Hire me, hire me

Call me the king of the office magnificence

My desk's a museum of structure

It's my magnum opus

They say work hard, climb the corporate tree

But I'll dance in the shadows

Until you advance me

Hire me, hire me

Hire me, hire me, hire me

I'm begging on my knees

From nine to five, I'm aiming to please

I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done

Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won

Hire me, hire me

So if you need an officer

Someone who'll never defy

Look no further, I'm your guy

Hire me, hire me

And watch this company fly

In this corporate circus

You'll be the star in the sky

Hire me, hire me

Hire me, hire me, hire me

I'm begging on my knees

From nine to five, I'm aiming to please

I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done

Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you've already won

Hire me, hire me

Just don't listen to what I said previously

In fire me

Hire me, hire me