Hack My Tractor (Live) Lyrics

Well it was time to bale hay in late July

I'd cut and raked and the rows were dry so

I went to the barn and fired up my new tractor

I hooked up the baler to the PTO

The hydraulic hoses were good to go

So I turned into the field with the throttle down

I was sitting in the seat bumping around

I dropped one bale and the tractor made a sound

An error flashed and the engine just wouldn't turn on

So I tried to fix it but the dealership called

A computer chip inside let them see it all

and they said quit or they'd remotely shut the tractor down

So I did what anyone would do

And I went online to the deep dark web and I met a random

Polish guy

For just a few grand I bought a program that could make my machine comply

Oh my engine was a stalling but the dealership was calling so I had to hack my tractor

My pirated tractor started up like a charm

I finished the baling without an alarm

So I decided to see what else I could modify

The next thing I did was increase the speed

Then I decided to try it out on the streets

and this time I was the one doing the tailgating

My Polish pal had more to share

He sold me something to hack my sprayer

And then I added 50 horsepower to a combine

I wanted more crop so I hacked my planter

Then there was the grain cart the mower and

the baler and somehow I managed to soup up an old auger

To make sure my plan went off without a hitch

I went and removed all the computer chips

and I went and put them inside a different machine

I told the dealer about what I did

I sent photos and videos and they were livid

But when they shut off the chips it killed my neighbor's tractor

Cause I went online to the deep dark web and I met a random Polish guy

For just a few grand I bought a program that could make my machine comply

Oh my engine was a stalling but the dealership was calling so I had to hack my tractor

Oh my engine was a stalling but the dealership was calling so I had to hack my tractor