Adopt Us, Alicia Dougherty Lyrics

She's nice and I'm kind, she's pretty, and so am I

We'll get along well, we'll perfectly align

With your standards for the picture-perfect child

We can be that all the time

Oh, adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

This is our official application, our official application

Our good kid guarantee

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction

She's Milla, and I'm Naomi

We've known you for a long time, we've watched your family grow

A dozen's not enough, you need more

More kids, more mouths, more lives to claim

More love, more need, more power, more fame

And we can give you that!

We'll play your game

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

This is our official application, our official application

Our good kid guarantee

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction

She's Milla, and I'm Naomi

We'll stand in your line, we'll wear your plaid clothes

We'll smile for the camera and no one will know

Your exploitative ways, we won't expose

Because we love your content and all of its gross

Overspending, overeating, oversharing your kids lives

Overdoing, overseeing behind your red-haired disguise

But we'll stay strong, despite all the lies

Because we'll love you till we die

Please stumble out of bed and tumble in the kitchen

Pour yourself a cup of ambition for us

Just trust

You don't have enough

The other kids will adjust

Please, we'll be crushed!

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

This is our official application, our official application

Our good kid guarantee

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty

Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction

She's Milla, and I'm Naomi