The Little Engine That Could Lyrics

I think I forgot a tampon

Free bleed

Don't care about what you say

Be me

And I may have fell on my head

As a baby

But I'm still me

Gas station ketchup

So good, tasty

Just needed the restroom

But now I'm spending

May have forgotten to lock the Lamborghini

If it gets stolen then it's on me

Oh you wanna get a peak

Of the thong between my cheeks

I make it clap on

One two three

I got more party tricks

Do you wanna see these kicks

Now you won't believe

One two three

I think I've forgotten my will to live

But I bought a new keychain

So sick

Thongs riding up my ass

But I like it

Glad I wasn't a born with a dick

Paddywhack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This unemployed girl needs a new home

This unemployed girl needs to get grown

But this goddamn government needs to throw a bone

Oh you wanna get a peak

Of the thong between my cheeks

I make it clap on

One two three

I got more party tricks

Do you wanna see these kicks

Now you won't believe

One two three

Look in a mirror and I see a bad bitch

Crack in the mirror but I don't give a shit

Walking my dogs and they gonna take a shit

In other people's lawns not picking up shit

'Cause I don't listen to what others got to say

Reading from my Bible cannot look up from the page

Listen to what my pastor got to say

Open my mouth to eucharist on Sunday

Who am I kidding I don't believe in god

Unless I am the holy one

And I don't get my period

That has been long gone

God bless birth control

She's number one

When I shake it and it feels real good

I feel like the little engine that could

Rev up stand up like wood

My ass makes me feel so understood

Oh you wanna get a peak

Of the thong between my cheeks

I make it clap on

One two three

I got more party tricks

Do you wanna see these kicks

Now you won't believe

One two three