I Get Stoned (Acoustic) Lyrics

I made one too many bad decisions

I tried to right too many wrongs I ain't looking for forgiveness

I'm just trying to sing my song Well, they took me to the station

And they read me all my rights Well, they threw me in the tin can

And they left me there all night

And I get stoned

And I get stoned And I get stoned

And I get stoned

Well, my wife's become my girlfriend

Now my girlfriend, she's my wife I've been holding on at gunpoint

The other one, she's got a knife

I've been reaching for salvation

Someone to just hold me tight I've been wide awake all morning

Gonna be real jacked up tonight

And I get stoned

And I get stoned And I get stoned

And I get stoned

I've been smoking them old roaches I've been drinking motor oil

I've got ghosts inside my closet

Waiting on my pot to boil

And I get stoned every morning

Till I can't walk no more

Then I light up in the evening Till I'm crawling on all fours

Yodel-A-Hoo Yodel-A-Hoo

Yodel-A-Hoo Yodel-A-Hoo

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