Samurai School Girls From Outer Space ft. Grendel Clark Lyrics

Samurai Schoolgirls from Outer Space

Beta, Zeta, Omega are serving face

Stupid lowly Earthmen are doing crimes

But they're about to have an out-of-this-world time

In the Pleasure Mines

Back on Planet X

Where they'll be used for sex

Except for Fred who got zapped instead and now he's fucking dead

Queen Alpa, we love you!

You're wise, and you're HOT!

Just look at these carbon-based meat tubes we've brought

These Earth Boys aren't easy!

They're cunning and brave

But we beat them and brought them

Though one seems depraved

But that's OK

In the Pleasure Mines!

(Beam me up, Hottie!)