Mystery Meat Lyrics

Nice to meat you

Hospitality is kinda my thing

After all you've been through

You must be starving

Well I am sorry

I can't offer you a lot

But do not worry

There's something special in the pot

Take a bite grab a treat

You gotta try my mystery meat!

Finger licking premium flavor

That will sweep you off your feet

So stop your picky eating behavior try my

Mystery meat!

Nevermind the stench

And what sounds like human screams

Is just vermin living at my expense

In the cellar underneath

Nevermind my roomie

Behind his apron and his hook

His inhumane size his deformed head you'll see

Is a damn fine cook!

Take a bite grab a treat!

You gotta try my mystery meat!

Finger licking premium flavor

That will sweep you off your feet

So stop your picky eating behavior try my

Mystery meat!

C'mon man just open your mouth

I know you're hungry you know you're hungry

Sooner or later you gotta eat

Stay right in your seat it is not time for you to leave

And I am all out of snacks just got my mystery meat

You're starting to look weak you know a man has gotta eat

And I am all out of snacks!

Take a bite grab a treat!

You gotta try my mystery meat!

Finger licking premium flavor

That will sweep you off your feet

So stop your picky eating behavior try my

Mystery meat!