Lycra Warriors Lyrics

Shoutout LBB

Shoutout Apace

Shoutout BBCh

Shoutout Bikey Venky

Shoutout C3 Racing

Let's go!

Got a few things between our legs like

Balls of steel and a carbon fiber bike

We like our cycles light and Lycra tight

We don't obsess about the power numbers

PSYCH!

What you know 'bout a Tour of Thekkady

Climbing em mountains in the heat till your leg's putty

Count 'em calories you get dropped if you get chubby

Or the feeling of doing a personal best Nandi

If you really bout it you better go to bed hungry

If we racing then I don't care if you my best buddy

This here really isn't a game where you get lucky

If you wanna win then you better do your prep study buddy

My VO2's my G-O to in bed (69)

You smoke weed? I'll smoke you instead

See my crew? The Di2 won't save you now

Cuz you know that we fight to the death

To outsiders we might seem insane

We just do we don't try to explain

No excuses we ride in the rain

It's gon' hurt but we thrive in the pain

Mirror mirror on the wall

(Who got the) highest FTP of all

(Boy do you) see 'em medals on the wall

(You know that) this ain't racing it's a brawl

(Straight up!) Boy you ever seen a Gaur

(Gaur squad!) Practically a minotaur

(Frikkin' huge!) Add a chapter to the lore

(Yeah boy!) Yeah we crazy to the core

This story isn't rags to riches

It's turning skinny jeans into baggy britches

Ignoring the peril when we stomp on the pedal

Turning whole lotta pain into a handful of medals

And we're not gonna settle for second place

We setting the pace so get in the paceline or we jetting away

We going at each other's necks in a race

We never hitting the brakes so don't you ever step in the way

You really gon' attack when I'm popping a gel huh?

You couldn't drop me if I'm stopping at shell bruh

You really wanna drop me you better be riding a scooter popping a Ruger

Or your ass better be driving an Uber!

Ever think about taking a pull granny

Yeah I see you faking a pulled hammy

We keeping a tool handy so if I were you

then I would really think twice about making a bull angry

Mirror mirror on the wall

(Who got the) highest FTP of all

(Boy do you) see 'em medals on the wall

(You know that) this ain't racing it's a brawl

(Straight up!) Boy you ever seen a Gaur

(Gaur squad!) Practically a minotaur

(Frikkin' huge!) Add a chapter to the lore

(Yeah boy!) Yeah we crazy to the core

From the north to the southside

Whether indoors or its outside

Put your hands up if you bike ride

Everything's gon' be alright

Whether you ride for the pro teams

Or you ride to get groceries

If you've ever been a cyclist

You know there's nothing quite like this