Flash Sale Lyrics

Seeking your attention

Everywhere you go

There is no exception

It is out of your control

Anywhere you look

Waiting to be seen

An ad a catchy hook

Or something more obscene

It has become ordinary

Mass consumption cannot fail

By any means necessary

Yet another flash sale

You don't need this

But you will buy

Come on honey

Don't be shy

The solution

Don't ask why

Got you covered

'Till you die

Opening your inbox

Promotions overflow

Need some online detox?

Now watch your business grow

Currently feeling down

Want something nice?

Brand new cars in your town

At half the price

Satisfaction guaranteed

What else could you need?

It has become ordinary

Mass consumption cannot fail

By any means necessary

Yet another flash sale

You don't need this

But you will buy

Come on honey

Don't be shy

The solution

Don't ask why

Got you covered

'Till you die

There was a time

Not so long ago

People had control

They would sit and argue

For hours long

Your reason had to be strong

Here's a bit of wisdom for you little guy

That many of these people used to say

Whenever you feel the urge to buy

Give it one more day

You don't need this

But you will buy

Come on honey

Don't be shy

The solution

Don't ask why

Got you covered

'Till you die