The Cats of Laredo ft. Greg Pryor Lyrics

Yellow and purple teams had gone to war

Over whose widget should be built first

Management steps in to call the shot

But the teams learned to love some conflict thirst

Conflict thirst

Conflict thirst

He saw a bike wheel that had a wobble

Just a spoke wrench to make it true

Two hours later he said let it wiggle

Lost the manual showing now to do

How to do

How to do

The cats of Laredo and dogs of Denver

Said no more jams, no poetry slams

The possums of Poughkeepsie said no fear, we're here

And their press release went out to fly

The psychic drew cards for reading number seven

The war stayed destined like a cost and service sign

Who needs negotiating, get some missiles

Go find a seller with a killer line

Killier line

Killier line

The cats of Laredo and dogs of Denver

Said no more jams, no poetry slams

The possums of Poughkeepsie said no fear, we're here

And their press release went out to fly

The skywriter pilot said it'd cost double

For making symbols that were new to her

Strange crises make for improvising

Which is something certain, true and sure

True and sure

True and sure

The cats of Laredo and dogs of Denver

Said no more jams, no poetry slams

The possums of Poughkeepsie said no fear, we're here

And their press release went out to fly

The cats of Laredo and dogs of Denver

Said no more jams, no poetry slams

The possums of Poughkeepsie said no fear, we're here

And their press release took wings to fly