paraDox Lyrics

If I was any smarter then I probably would be stupid

If I was any stupider I probably would be smarter

I'm a walking paradox, I'm a fuckin problem

I look through all the different equations no way to solve it

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make a dollar

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make some cheese

ALKALINE NUMBER NINE yea that is the team

If I'm going up then they all coming with me

I always found it hard to belong

But I'm still going strong

Yea I'm still gon be me

Yea I feel like I'm gon tweak

If I do not get my smoke

Feel like Squidward when I'm sober

Feel like Spongebob off the tree

Yea I feel like Mr Krabs when I'm getting to the green

Yea I feel like sandy cheeks

Way I got the tech on me

Yea I feel like plankton

World domination is all I think about

Bouta weed the weakest out

If I was any smarter then I probably would be stupid

If I was any stupider I probably would be smarter

I'm a walking paradox, I'm a fuckin problem

I look through all the different equations no way to solve it

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make a dollar

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make some cheese

ALKALINE NUMBER NINE yea that is the team

If I'm going up then they all coming with me

She say I'm perplexing but I don't know what that mean

She keep asking questions I'm like baby what you need

She keep asking me for things that's way beyond my reach

That's my cue to leave

Yea it's time to go

I'm the coldest muthafuka in the damn desert

Sorry I'm just better

You a pigeon I got pretty feathers

I deserve all the accolades the trophies and the medals

You know that I'm him

You know that I'm him him him

If I was any smarter then I probably would be stupid

If I was any stupider I probably would be smarter

I'm a walking paradox, I'm a fuckin problem

I look through all the different equations no way to solve it

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make a dollar

I'm looking at the different type of ways to make some cheese

ALKALINE NUMBER NINE yea that is the team

If I'm going up then they all coming with me