Bird Perv Lyrics

I like to talk on many things

My knowledge is diverse

Birds are a topic to enjoy

On this I will converse

Just get me started, I know them all

Most species I will tell

Their habits, songs, and colours too

These facts I can expel

Some folks are shocked with what I say

When I talk of my bird friend

They think I'm just an old pervert

My topic is to offend

Some folks are shocked with what I say

When I talk of my bird friend

They think I'm just an old pervert

My topic is to offend

But what is wrong with names like these

Say Hooters, Tits, and Boobies

Or even Peckers, Cocks, and Shags

These names seem gross to newbies

These are real names I know by fact

Not names that are perverse

Just do your research and you'll see

They're bird names, nothing worse

Don't be thinking I'm a perve

Obsessed with Tits and Cocks

They're common names of some bird friends

I hope that noone mocks

Some folks are shocked with what I say

When I talk of my bird friend

They think I'm just an old pervert

My topic is to offend

Don't be thinking I'm a perve

Obsessed with Tits and Cocks

They're common names of some bird friends

I hope that noone mocks

Some folks are shocked with what I say

When I talk of my bird friend

They think I'm just an old pervert

My topic is to offend