This Fist Fight Could Have Been An Email Lyrics

If I had a hundred million bucks

I'd buy a better way to cope

Or maybe do a bunch of coke

Pretend that I was someone else

But that won't work cuz I'm myself

I'm masquerading as a leaf

That stays green until the snowfall comes

To knock me off the tree

If I had a magic wand

I'd cast a spell and make myself believe

That there's good people in this world

That aren't out to ambush me

I should have shut my stupid mouth

I should have thrown away my pen

But I wrote it and it's goated

Guess we'll never talk again

Now I'm going down

With the boat I built

Breathing water

If I had a hundred million bucks

I'd buy a better way to cope

Or maybe do a bunch of coke

Pretend that I was someone else

But that won't work cuz I'm myself

I'm masquerading as a leaf

That stays green until the snowfall comes

To knock me off the tree

If I had a magic wand

I'd cast a spell and make myself believe

That there's good people in this world

That aren't out to ambush me

I should have shut my stupid mouth

I should have thrown away my pen

But I wrote it and it's goated

Guess we'll never talk again

Now I'm going down

With the boat I built

Yes I'm going down

Breathing water