Go Raccoons (Trashcan Crusaders) Lyrics

Rac-rac-raccoon party, heyyyy! (hey!)

Masked bandits getting crazy! (woooo!)

These sneaky lil' robbers steal all the snacks (nom nom!)

Gettin' into trouble, making you crack up! (haha!)

Washing their foods ever so painstakingly (scrub scrub)

Clumsy yet clever, you gotta laugh wholeheartedly! (lol!)

Go raccoons, raccoons, trash can crusaders! (yeah!)

[clattering sounds] Stirring up a royal ruckus, no trading or faders!

Go raccoons, raccoons, furry masked scavengers!

Bringing so much silliness, these wild party favoriters!

Big bright eyes peeping from up in the trees (peek-a-boo!)

Causing total ruckus in the night's cool breeze (whee!)

Waddling and toddling in their bandit troupes (waddle waddle)

With their lil' paw antics, they really are a hoot! (hoot hoot!)

Go raccoons, raccoons, trash can crusaders! (wahoo!)

[clattering/rummaging] Stirring up a royal ruckus, no trading or faders!

Go raccoons, raccoons, furry masked scavengers! [chittering]

Bringing so much silliness, these wild party favoriters!

From ripping open bags to leaving muddy tracks (uh oh!)

Knocking over garbage in the dead of night (yikes!)

These furry pranksters always have our backs...

...For non-stop entertainment and lots of laughs! (haha!)

Go raccoons, raccoons, trash can crusaders! (whoopee!)

[clattering party sounds] Stirring up a royal ruckus, life's gladiators!

Go raccoons, raccoons, furry masked scavengers!

Bringing so much silliness, these wild party favoriters!

Raccoons, raccoons, nocturnal comedians! (hee hee!)

Raccoons, raccoons, take a bow you rascally fiends! (bwahaha!)

Massive power raccoons eating weeds! (power! Power!)

[guitar riffs] Shredding on the axe without a care! (racccoooons!)

Raccoons flying through space on a rocket with the munchies! (zoom zoom!)

Racoons dancing in the moonlight! (rac-raccoon party!)

Boom! Power! Awwwwoooooo! Racoons unite (party raccoons!)

Go raccoons, raccoons, trash can crusaders! (whoopee!)

Stirring up a royal ruckus, life's gladiators!

Go raccoons, raccoons, furry masked scavengers!

Bringing so much silliness, these wild party favoriters!

Raccoons, raccoons, nocturnal comedians! (hee hee!)

Raccoons, raccoons, take a bow you rascally fiends! (bwahaha!)

Massive power raccoons! Awwwwoooooooo! (raccoon poowwah!)

Exploring the sea in a submerseeeeeen! (bubbles!)

[submarine noises] Scavenging seaweed in stealth mode! (shh!)

Stealing bear poop from the deep dark woods! (eww!)

[sniffing sounds] Getting high on that wild life, you know they would! (woooahh!)

Going through a wormhole to another racoonverse! (trippy!)

[wormhole sounds] Causing multi-versal multiversal mayhem! (heyyyy!)

Stealing the hair from the president's head! (snip snip!)

Making epic rugs of potus threads! (ohhh yeahhh!)

Go raccoons, raccoons, trash can crusaders! (whoopee!)

[clattering party sounds] Stirring up a royal ruckus, life's gladiators!

Go raccoons, raccoons, furry masked scavengers! [happy snickering]

Bringing so much silliness, these wild party favoriters!