Cardgage Lyrics

Every day you see him walking through the field,

A bag of groceries is what he doth wield,

Hiding in the bushes, 'til you walk past,

What's in the bag? Who knows. Don't ask.

Even if you're a dude, he still calls you a lady,

Got a wicked come-over and he sleeps in a shady

Alleyway, you probably saw him when you were just a child.

I have his missing person milk carton profile.

Borderline senile, make you think he should retire

His speech capabilities leave much to be desired;

Saying almost one word and not quite another,

Somehow sounding worse than Strong Bad's older brother.

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!

In Kansattica he's a certified marriage prescriber

Owns a car dealership, but he's a piss-poor driver

Runs a mortgage company, and he's somewhat of a fool

And he smells like pea soup, but he's still super cool.

Got 14 degrees at CGNU,

Is the number one fan of The New You,

I've always thought he's got style,

He can help you get a leg up on the pile.

Somehow inflicts curses through videotapes,

Try as you may, there is no escape,

It's haunted my entire adulthood...

I'd like to pintroduce you to the family might/could!

Make it stop...! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!

Senor Cardgage! You know he's Strong Bad's one true idol!

Senor Cardgage! Now get your leg up on the pile!