Why aren't you at school? Lyrics

Why aren't you at school?

I AM!

Your school just called me

They said you're not there

That's not true

STOP LYING BILLY!

Mom I promise you!

I'm at school!

You're grounded for 6 months

Want to keep lying?

I didn't ditch school!

If you don't believe me come see for yourself

Fine I will

You're coming to my school?

I'm driving to your school now

You better be there Billy

Or you're grounded FOREVER

Ok I just called your Mom

I pretended to be the school

I told her you were absent

Idk if she believed me though

She did!!

She totally believed you!

She is heading to the school now

Really??

Yes Great job babe

It's time for phase 2 of the plan

Were you able to fake sick today?

My Mom didn't suspect a thing

She already emailed my teachers

And left for work 30 minutes ago

Amazing

You headed over to my house?

Just got here

Parked around the block

Perfect

Your Mom's car is still there tho

That's ok

She probably can't find her keys

Once I find my keys l'm coming

Yep I knew it

I hid them in the fridge before I left for school

Why did you hide her keys?

Just in case I needed to buy us some time while you were driving over

Aww babe

That's so thoughtful of you

We make such a good team

Have you seen my keys?

Billy!!!

Did you hide them?

So I couldn't come to your school?

Then why are they missing?

I dont have your keys!

Did you check the fridge?

The fridge?

Sometimes you leave them in there after you go grocery shopping

You're so hot when you plan

You're like a sexy evil genius

Babe! Focus!!!

We can talk dirty later

Yes sir!

Ashley!!!

Sorry Sorry

Did your Mom find her keys?

Found them!

Yes

She should be leaving soon

Now it's time for phase 3

You're cute when you're bossy

Ashley!!!

Relax Billy

I know the plan

I wait for your Mom to leave

Then sneak through the backdoor

Steal your Mom's alcohol

And then leave

You forgot the most important part!

Which part?

Celebrating our anniversary?

Getting drunk together?

Kissing under the stars?

THE EMPTY BOTTLES

Oh right

I have them right here

Good Don't forget you need to pour my Mom's alcohol into empty water bottles and then replace her alcohol bottles with water

I know Billy!!! I know!!!

I'm just making sure

I do have one question though

Why didn't you stay home sick?

That would have been simpler

You think I thought of that?

Trust me My plan is better

Lol why??

Good Don't forget you need to pour my Mom's alcohol into empty water bottles and then replace her alcohol bottles with water

I know Billy!!! I know!!!

I'm just making sure

I do have one question though

Why didn't you stay home sick?

That would have been simpler

You think I thought of that?

Trust me My plan is better

Lol why??

One My Mom knows when I'm faking sick

Two If my Mom realizes her alcohol is missing she can't blame me if I was at school

Three If I stayed home sick my Mom would never let me go out tonight

Ok Fiiiinnneeee

Your plan is better

I'm at your school In the parking lot

ASHLEY!!!!

What?

DID MY MOM LEAVE??

Oh crap!!!!!!!!!

I didn't notice she left

Is she at school?

Yes!!! She just texted me!!

Darn What should I do?

Go go go!

I knew you ditched

I will try to stall her

Running

Just stepping out of class!

I don't see you

Look up to your left

Can you see me waving?

I can see you

Is that a new blouse?

It really makes you look younger

If I didn't know any better I would think you were a student here

Is that a new blouse?

It really makes you look younger

If I didn't know any better I would think you were a student here

Lol

This is so odd

You weren't lying

You are at school

Told ya!

Then why did your school call me?

I'm sure they just made a mistake

I did get a new haircut recently

And I have lost some weight

Whatever

Have a good day Billy

I will see you at home

Do u love me or do u love me?

Did you get it??

Alcohol is in the water bottles

Water is in the alcohol bottles

Ashley is back in the car

WE DID IT!!!!

Hold on

Your Mom is calling me

Just ignore it

She is probably calling the school back to leave a nasty voicemail

Yep Not answering that lol

Now will you answer my question?

Lol what question?

Do you love me?

Or do you love me?

I LOVE LOVE YOU!!!

Come pick me up from school!

On my way

Hey Billy?

Hey Mom!

So I just called your school back

To tell them they made a mistake

But no one answered

That's weird

No need to worry

I will let them know

So I tried to leave a voicemail

But the voicemail recording said:

"Hi it's Ashley Leave a message"

Oh lol that's weird

So I texted Ashley's Mom

And she said Ashley is home sick

Really?

You think she prank called you?

Why would she do that?

I was thinking the same thing!

So I drove over to Ashley's house

But no one is home

She's probably sleeping

You should let her rest

Her car is gone

And don't worry

I already told her mother

What????

Oh and I'm not finished!

When I get back home

If any of my alcohol is missing

YOU'RE GROUNDED

Haha oh mother ur funny

You and your crazy theories

We are laughing

My Mom just called me

She knows I'm not home

I'm definitely grounded

I'm definitely grounded too

We will see who has the last laugh

Happy anniversary

Happy anniversary