Girlfriend of the whirling dervish ft. Robert Fitterman Lyrics

The girl was hospitalized after being put in a washing machine

What does she need with the old stories

She's a modern girl in love, a demon, a whirling dervish of wonder

A girl gone wild, it's the image of a young woman

Who over-identified with her friend's military service

Today I am a whirling dervish of joy and beauty

Hop on board, my friend

I'm a mixed-up boy-girl who splashes all the way through this spaceship

And turns the man inside into a singing, whirling dervish

I have a good friend in Kansas City, Missouri

But her friend talks bullshit and enunciates like some kind of fancy college girl

I have no intention of driving next to that whirling dervish

I'm a girl who changes into a boy in one whirling swoop

And then bursts back into the barn like a tiny, whirling dervish

At one point I saw my friend spinning like a whirling dervish

And my other friend summed it up as

Adrenaline endorphin Heineken