Minty the Lion Lyrics

Every day is such a gift in New York City

Where else could you grab a cup with a lion like Minty?

Things used to be pretty normal

Until the government got their hands

On an ice cream cone and a lion

Now you're sittin across from a pair of

Waffle cone ears

You can look but you can't taste those

Waffle cone ears

In your mind you can't erase those

There's no bigger fan of Minty in New York City (than himself!)

Let's all watch The Misadventures of Ellen Ripley

Things used to be pretty normal

Until the government got their hands

On an ice cream cone and a lion

Now you're posted up on the couch with those

Waffle cone ears

You can look but you can't taste those

Waffle cone ears

Country music does not fly 'round

Minty

Minty the Lion

You can

You can rely on

Minty

Minty the Lion

You can

You can rely on

Minty

Minty the Lion

Oh god!

Now he's got a tie on

Minty

You can rely on him