Like I Do Lyrics

These days I'm so over parties

Unless I know she'll be there too

I'm not above a little whining

'Cause no one wants her like I do

It's always my turn in the barrel

They line up to hear me mewl

They pay to rattle the bars of my cell

'Cause no one wants her like I do

Brains let you get away with murder

How can you say I've got it made

When I can't perform for her?

I've gone crosseyed counting sheep she brings to bed

I know that canary's seen

Things that's scare me half to death

I'm only ever at the function
If I know she'll be there too

I'm lazy but I've no compunction

No one wants her like I do