Code Crash Catastrophe Lyrics

Bleeding caffeine my eyes on fire

Deadlines scream like a funeral choir

Project managers on the prowl

Stacking up tasks while they growl

It's a code crash catastrophe

Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality

Broken builds in a digital slum

My sanity's beat like a broken drum

Clients call with bugs to slay

Nightmares dressed like JIRA's decay

Every commit another crack

Push to prod no turning back

PR comments a relentless wave

Drowning in the code I slave

Merge conflicts like battle scars

Staring at screens chasing stars

It's a code crash catastrophe

Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality

Broken builds in a digital slum

My sanity's beat like a broken drum

No sleep no rest just keystroke fights

Syntax errors endless nights

Another feature another fix

Caught in a loop a maddening mix

So here's to the devs in the cyber trench

Fighting code wars inch by inch

We're the unseen the unsung

Our punk rock code forever young

It's a code crash catastrophe

Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality

Broken builds in a digital slum

My sanity's beat like a broken drum