A Party Not Worth Having Lyrics

I walk into the party right now

The people ask me if I want to take a bow

Over the kitchen counter

So I can snort some bunk cocaine powder

Oh yeah, yes I do

How about you

Yes I do

How about you

I leave the kitchen and start to think

Gotta compliment this snow with a drink

The problem is the whiskey's all gone

And this Utah beer's really not that strong

Oh no, no it's not

You'll get more drunk off smokin pot

Oh no, no it's not

You'll get more drunk off smokin pot

I meet a cutie and we drop some acid

She grabs my dick but it feels very flaccid

I just try to get it up, but

I see a unicorn driving a truck

Oh yeah, no sex for me

But at least this trip was free

Oh yeah, no sex for me

But at least this trip was free

The next morning I open my eyes

My head is placed right between her thighs

She says go in, get it now

You gotta pay for drugs somehow

Oh yeah, you know I should

But I'm seeing a dribble of blood

Oh yeah, you know I should

But I'm seeing a dribble of blood