Short King Shuffle Lyrics

I'm on this dating app looking for my wife

She's in my inbox now asking about my height

So I answered her quickly: I'm a clean 6'3"

What she don't know won't hurt her and it certainly won't hurt me

Sometimes it's hard for them tall girls to see

She's scanning through the bar looking right over me

So I knocked on her buckle and I asked for a dance

And when she saw my shuffle she was sure I was gonna be her man

I did the short king shuffle

I did the short king shuffle

Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance

Now do the short king shuffle

I got me a tall queen and now we're making supper

She's helping me out with the top shelf in the cupboard

And I never ever seen my baby wearing a frown

She don't mind 'cause we're the same height when we're laying down

But then I finished my set and I hopped off stage

Said I was her king but her look was hard to gauge

Then she blew right past me and went straight for Sam

She did the shuffle so fast well she left my big head spinning

She did the short king shuffle

She did the short king shuffle

Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance

Now do the short king shuffle

Now do the short king shuffle

Do the short king shuffle

Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance

Now do the short king shuffle