The Landlord Song ft. The Plague Review Lyrics

Some people collect records, some people collect stamps

I have no qualms with these collectors, some I call my friends

But there is one collector, these people collect rent

I have some qualms with these collectors, cause landlords can't get bent

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D me oh my

Camel trying to sneak into a needle's eye

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D me oh my

They don't go to heaven when they die

There's no need for a second house, there's no need for a third

And if you tell me otherwise, then you can eat a turd

A couple centuries ago, when people said eat cake

We'd sever the toxicity and serve it on a plate

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D me oh my

Cabels trying to sink into a needle's eye

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D me oh my

They don't go to heaven when they die

Oh no

They don't go to heaven when they die

No, they don't go to heaven when they die

No

They don't go to heaven when they die