Skanky Rendezvous Lyrics

We’re not here to lecture,

We’re not here to preach.

We wouldn’t be so prétentieux to give you all a speech.

But if you’re ready to lend an open ear

and if you’re ready to shuffle da feet,

We’ve got a sound all around nowhere else can be found ;

it’s the Skallie MacDougal beat.

So, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to our

Skanky rendezvous !

So take a stand with your Clan as together we band

(you got to know your Tartan well),

Cause we know if we work together we battle much better ;

even the walls of Jericho fell :

There was plan, and the man with the horn in his hand

he said ‘Blow, my rudies, blow !’

And as the logical conclusion to this Biblical allusion,

we extend an invitation : every tribe, every nation ;

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to our

Skanky rendezvous !

We’re not here to lecture,

We’re not here to preach.

You know that we wouldn’t be so prétentieux to give you all a speech.

But if you’re ready to lend an open ear

and if you’re ready to shuffle da feet,

We’ve got a band all around nowhere else can be found ;

it’s the Skallie MacDougal beat.

So, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to our

Skanky rendezvous !