No Slow Drives In The Left Lane Lyrics

What's holding up this traffic

Why can't we fucking move

I'm tired of radio static

Open up and give me room

This is stupid

My lane's just standing still

If there's no reason for this

My road rage take the wheel

Get the fuck out of my way, bitch

Blegh

This is going nowhere

I'm getting really pissed

I pray this clears up shortly

Or I'll be ramming shit

I guess it's just me

Overreacting again

Thankfully there were no accidents

Happy to be free and on the road again

Moving smoothly just over the speed limit

What's for dinner? I'm hungry

Thank God I'll be home shortly

Sit down for dinner, nice little movie

Oh, look, express lane, now I'm moving

I hope there's no brake lights ahead

Sleeping on the brake pedal

It's a fucking stand still

But this time there's no way out

This just can't be real

This is stupid

I got a pee

Oh, what a fucking day

Why's this happening to me