Strait As An Arrow Lyrics

Oh oh oh

Living by the book it's a wild look

Straight as an arrow no shadow or crook!

Woke up at dawn just thinking of mowing my lawn

Leviticus says "Keep that fabric blend gone!"

Mixed threads in my bed? No sir not today

Pure cotton sheets where I lay my head to pray!

Breakfast tI'me it's a biblical scene

No bacon on my plate keeping it clean

Just grains and some fruits and a prayer to recite

Thanking the heavens for my dietary plight

Straight as an arrow I follow the rules

Dancing through life dodging all the fools

Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse

Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose!

Neighbor's ox wanders by gotta send it back home

Can't covet or keep it not even a comb

TrI'mming my beard? No way that's a sin

Gotta keep it all bushy let that facial hair win!

It's lunchtI'me now got my hands all washed

Unclean foods? Nah those plans are all squashed

Just veggies and seeds and a fish from the stream

Living by the book it's the ultI'mate dream

Straight as an arrow I follow the rules

Dancing through life dodging all the fools

Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse

Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose!

Oh Leviticus you're a hoot with your rules so divine

SometI'mes it feels like I'm trapped in a vine

But I wiggle and giggle cause it's hilariously tough

To be so darn righteous when the world is so rough

Afternoon strolls avoiding all the graves

Can't become unclean I gotta behave

No touching the dead not even a poke

Leviticus keeps me righteous but man what a joke!

Evening falls and I'm feeling alright

Kept it all kosher fought the good fight

No lies no deceit just a sI'mple man's day

Living by the book in the most outrageous way

Straight as an arrow I follow the rules

Dancing through life dodging all the fools

Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse

Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose!

(Outro)

So here's to the straight the narrow the true

Leviticus buddy this one's for you

Laughing and living it's a heavenly show

Straight as an arrow ready to go!