We're Doing Fine Lyrics

We travel in a camper of half a million

Or a million, what the heck

I don't care how many horses it has

Or what comes out of the back

But my wife puts on her shades

Letting out her pets

I hear her disappointment, when she's swearing or forgets

That her new Toledo pumps are getting wet

We're doing fine

I won't miss my daily sports game

On the wifi tele set

One outside for a warm evening

And 1 in a panel above our beds

We're registered with 50 motorhomes

Heading for the sea

We have to arrive in Lissabon tomorrow after tea

So I won't miss my daily program, you see

We're doing fine

There is a schedule in the folder

To visit all the sights

How many bars we pass depends on

The patient of the guides

If she is sweet we manage to follow

For an hour or two

But the girls want to shop, or have their things to do

I get sore feet and my pals are thirsty too

We're doing fine

At five there is a drink in the circle

And some hippies sing a song

We, near the booze, talk right through it

Cause don't get me wrong

Health is a more important issue

In the life of the older man

So we discuss our ailments as loud as we can

Our visit to the next surgery is our secret plan

We're doing fine

The second item is the grandchildren

We now have four, no five

Jenny, our daughter gave birth last month

So we have to return alive

But what's for dinner, you say?

Trout again? Bring me my wine

The wife doesn't want to cook any more

For the rest she's still mine

We take our pills, forget about tax,

We're doing fine