The Sirenhead Horrors Lyrics

Oh my god

Yo, flyin' under my bed, givin' me head

Yo, archa-awake, walkin' and walkin', listenin' to shady drag

Van has an intimate relationship with Sugar Ed

He says he wants to smash in Dango's bed

But I don't know about that, cause I see Siren Head

Dad tries to fight, but he fucking dies

Van tries to have a fight, and nut and shit, but fucking dies

Joey tries to step away, but fucking dies

Archer's in Japan, with his mom

The only one left is Cooper Hughes

Yeah, I was touchin' him like he was 17, 17

Eating lunch with him, I just ate four green beans, four green beans

But Siren Head and I finna make a sex tape, a sex tape

Wait, what? Me and Sid finna make a butt rape, butt rape

Wait, what? Me and my dogs finna go and eat a cold grape

We're eating a cold grape

Wait, Shardy said she wanna fuck me

Shardy said she just wanna fuck me in Chapter 3

That's right

Shardy, like a melody in my head that I can't keep

Got me singin' like, na na na na

Every day, it's like my iPod's a come replay replay

Cause I'm tryin' to sleep, I saw him head out my window

Grab at the box and shot him in his liver

He ain't gonna do shit, I don't know his bitch face

Yassin on the bass, Siren Head be scared of me now

Jump from that beach, found a bag of almonds onto my desk

Hit it with a mixer, so that he jumped on the Huntsman

Siren Head comin' back, but I am the Huntsman

Nevermind, thought I could find him, but I fuckin' died

I was shot down and fell right down the hole of his mom

What? What's that

What

Cooper's hiding

Hiding from what

Your mom

Your mom

Yeah, she's really blue

Siren Head

What? What? What? What

Yeah, Siren Head's a baddie, she knows she's a 10

His body is in the shape of a pen

Making those moans like a triple-way smash

They come on my face, I need it for lunch

Even brunch

So I don't see why he's scared

Siren Head's a 10, you're visually impaired

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Siren Head

Wait, what? I was in the backseat with my friends

We were doing stuff, making no amends

I got a pen, I'm gonna click it

When I do it, I'm gonna stick it

And then I did it with no stick

And because I'm huge, my sister's got a fat dick

And then I did it with no problems

Looking at her with a, I don't know

10 inches soft, baby

Yeah, I have no idea what I'm saying

Because I'm about to kill myself

Because I was cool

While doing stuff with Van's girlfriend, Shayla Edwards

I exploded in her face

My bad, my bad

Anyway

I'm very tired of this shit

Fuck this shit

Suck Daniel's cock

Come on, you gotta shut up

Shut up

Oh, alright

Hey

Hey

Hey

Oh my god, I'm getting taken by a cyan head

Guys, please help me

Oh my god, I'm getting taken by a cyan head