Gag Reflex (A Cappella) Lyrics

You ain't here, try Bosley

He look like he be tryna shut down iCarly (Nevel!)

Key walk in

Everybody stare

They ain't looking there

At the country club

You will never sit in here

With the millionaires

Don't be splitting hairs

Got 'em shedding tears

Elevate, you will never see me on the stairs

Middle of the woods where my house is at

Sitting on a stack

Looking out the window, deer playing Pitty Pat

Watch 'em piggyback

I pity that, gimmie that

Like we in the store and I'm your dad, told you put it back

Recording on my phone to the big stage

More hearts than the rib cage

Now I watch 'em outrage, ugh

Help! You've fallen and you can't get up

That's an unbearable dud, honey throw out the cub

Checked your skill set and I gotta be honest

I really saw none like I went to a convent

Sure, man, you got a pea body

Oh, they picked you? They was tryna get me prolly

Keep the binocs, I don't do bird-watching

Wrist frosting, ain't talking dessert toppings

You 'bout to show out? Haha, I own my own show

Write, direct, act, be doing it dolo

Whole separate room for shootin' my promo

Can keep it d-low, still made 'em go loco

Hit up Greenwich then struttin' in SoHo

Already said I'm fly, at this point we is soaring

My words sit with the clouds, when you spit it's just boring

Goldilocks coming? You can't even spell mortgage

I stay steps ahead, that's why I spit in the porridge

Gag, gag, gag, gag

Gag, gag, gag

I trigger gag reflex

You just a mad reject

You came out wrong, defect

Flow sick, Kleenex

Gag (all the way)

No teeth

I trigger gag reflex cuz my bars get deep, now gag

If I'm fly on that, they try to fly on that

Get the Raid out, there's a fly on that

Hyperventilating just from eye contact

I'm Keysaun, now say congrats

Not Midas, but it's gold if I touch

Your song a group project and you ain't do much

You just walk up to the front and reciting the words

God don't like bums

Guess He came in crutch

About my craft, no macaroni

What I said? You fake & phony

Keep your story, front page only

I will never get carried, Madame Zeroni

Engineer behind bars, I mixed my own bars

You don't got a seat like losing musical chairs

New engineer came outta Sri Lanka

'Bouta spill this tea if you don't speak proper

They never read me like the terms and condish'

I be living rent-free

Don't gotta pay this like Trish

I am the foundation

Now make a wish

Maybe you should check in to Planet Fitness

One thing they can't deny

When I do it, it's quick, uh

You could never sit with the CEO

These bums, they just flop like a seal

You'll never rock, Sisyphus

Sissy fists

You sick of this

I know you said you a savage but the cave paint ridiculous

You don't come close unlike a roomie

His mans last like uni

Can't record, your writer said goodnight

That body on sag, not the actor's strike

Always right like the back of the book

You boycott everything, what a story like 'brooke

Not cuz of Israel, it's cuz your funds is took

You want peace but going nowhere

You, that ain't for, y'all sharing the same pair

Wearing the same thing all the time, cartoon char'

Gag reflex

You just a mad reject

You came out wrong, defect

Flow sick, Kleenex

Gag (all the way)

No teeth

I trigger gag reflex

Cuz my bars get deep, now gag

You follow like a game when second player computer


Wait look, it's dumber, it's dumb's cousin

I guess that's why they call me Keysaun

Cuz I killed everyone you saw and used nothing

Hey Shawn! Oop, my brother