Star Trek Forever Lyrics

I don't know why

We always have to fight about sci-fi

And which franchise is

Right or wrong, the lines been drawn

Kirk, Picard, or Luke and Han

So beam me up to the Enterprise

It's time for me to choose my side

Star Trek Forever!

Just kidding, Star Wars instead

Set your phaser to stun

While I cut off your head

Some people like 'em the same

But Star Wars is clearly better

It's like comparing Kurt Cobain

To Eddie Vedder

And I know I mislead you last time

When I said I had to choose my

Side and I apologize

To be honest, I don't mind

If you like Star Wars or Star Trek

It was all for comedic effect

Star Trek Forever!

Just kidding, Star Wars instead

Set your phaser to stun

While I cut off your head

Some people like em the same

But Star Wars is clearly better

It's like comparing Kurt Cobain

To Eddie Vedder

I'm not talking about Ten

I'm talking Vitalogy

Oh Kurt, oh why are you dead

I wish Courtney Love just

Shot herself instead

Star Trek forever

Just kidding, Star Wars instead

Set your phaser to stun

While I cut off your head

But who really cares?

Let's all go to the movies

In the Millennium Falcon

And we can get beamed by Scotty