Dear Magic Conch Shell Lyrics

Dear Magic Conch Shell - BOI WHAT

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Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bomb shell

Blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry

I haven't seen her around this town in a while

Now Bikini Bottom's not the same without her

She got my boat mobile when I was out at the fields

And hit the road leaving me at Rock Bottom

I'm tryin' to firmly grasp it, but the ending was oh-so tragic

Not even Man Ray would put me through this kind of hell

Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bomb shell

Blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry

She's been playin' karate with someone else, and I'm all to blame

Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishin' well

Mm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

Try asking again

What do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

I ain't been back in that town for a while

Since I packed my dome and went back to Texas

I swear the Lone Star State will keep my lone heart safe

From another sponge givin' me a heartbreak

Hang on there little square dude

I tried my best, but my best was never good enough for you

Now I'm alone in this tree, just thinkin' of you and me, sayin'

Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bomb shell

Blowin' me up like a bomb factory pie, while I'm watching the sunrise

She's been playin' karate with someone else, and I'm all to blame

Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishin' well

Mm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

Oh, what do I do, I do, I do?

Mm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

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