My Dog Stole My Truck Lyrics

Woke up this morning sun shining bright

Looked out my window something wasn't right

My old pickup gone thought it was a joke

Then I saw paw prints and I nearly choked

My dog stole my truck can you believe that luck?

Went joyriding down the lane wagging his tail completely insane

My dog stole my truck oh what the heck

He just wanted to hit the deck and now I'm a walking wreck

Checked my phone got a text that read

"Your dog's at the diner eating cornbread"

Ran down the street couldn't believe my eyes

There he was barking at pies

My dog stole my truck cruising through the town

Tailgate down going round and round

My dog stole my truck a sight to behold

He's on a roll bold and uncontrolled

He picked up some friends a beagle and a lab

They hit the road ready to gab

Through the drive-thru they made their run

Ordering burgers having their fun

Finally caught up at the city park

They were all chilling barking at the dark

Handed him the leash but he just smirked

Guess it's his truck now that cheeky jerk

My dog stole my truck but he brought it back

Full of bones and a new chew toy sack

My dog stole my truck but we made a deal

He drives on weekends and that's for real

Guitar and harmonica play as the sun sets low

Me and my dog watching the show

Life's unexpected but one thing's clear

He'll be the driver I'll sit near