Waiting Room Lyrics

9 am

And nine stories above where you parked your car

Checking in

Driver's license, insurance card

You grab a pen

A fake flower taped to the other end

Coffee, tea, magazines

HGTV, closed captioning

And will they love it or will they list it I don't know

They better not call my name before the end of this show

Cuz I won't

Ever know

And I gotta know

Will they stay or will they go?

And I see both sides

The devil you know or the roll of the dice

It's where they built their life

But that open floor-plan would really be nice

And dude wants his man cave

But he knows it comes at a heavy price

A cul-de-sac, a better school

A bigger yard, a swimming pool

And will they love it or will they list it I don't know

They better not call my name before the end of this show

Cuz I won't

Ever know

And I gotta know

Will they stay or will they go?

I wanted to write a song

About something heavy

About the human condition

But I got distracted

By The Dream Home Giveaway

And I forgot what I was gonna say