An Otherwise Flawless Film ft. Tom Troyer Lyrics

Monday morning brush my teeth

Try to remember

What I liked about the weekend

What about the week ahead can't I ignore

Try to make me feel like a winner again

Tuesday evening five o'clock

Finally get dressed

To give off the appearance

I did anything of substance at all

Try to offer suspense

Give me a chance to explain myself

I know I'm the problem

With an otherwise flawless film

It was not for me

This could change the world

If anyone at all

Who knows what I mean?

Wednesday evening trash goes out

'Cause Friday morning I'll forget it again

Check the news to feed my doubts

I think it's sexy when she questions the facts

It cuts me loose

Saturday evening movie night

'The French Dispatch' could have been better

had I not been too high to gather plot

And order the characters

Order the characters

I know I'm the problem

With an otherwise flawless film

It was not for me

And this could change the world

If anyone at all

Who knows what I mean

La de da de da

I'm trapped in suburbia

I'm living the dream

They should be marching against me

Pitchforks and all

So if you're gonna bury me in the front yard

Could you cover me with a sidewalk?

Let's improve the neighborhood

You can call me lazy

You can call me no good liberal

I just want a bike lane

I'm tired of driving

When I want to see my friends

(Arent you?)

When the revolution starts

Can we abolish the cars?

This could change the world

If anyone at all

Who knows what I mean?