Coins of Poo (remix) Lyrics

Alright

Here we go

Look on the news and bitcoin is banned

Time to unlock my account and sell my hand

Unload at low prices and what do I know

The price is going up, I think I'm gonna blow

So pissed off I rear end the dude in front of me

Then he jumps out of his car and shakes his head begrudgingly

Said he's gonna kick my ass if I don't fix his car

I said I don't have insurance but I can make your money go pretty far

So I tell the guy what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo

Quite intrigued he whips out his phone

And when we're done I ask for a bitcoin loan

He smacks me in the head and tries to get away

So I grab his phone and to his face I call him gay

Scared shitless I get in my car and tap-tappity-tap him on the rear

Peel off on the 20 as I'm hearin' sirens in my ear

Pleadin' with the cop

Said I lost my cryptos

Asked am I going to get fucked in the butt

And he said who knows

So I tell the cop what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo

Quite intrigued he whips out his phone

After I make him rich I take it from his hand and make a wireless transfer

So I tell the guy what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo