Forty-eight Lyrics

I wanna live to a hundred and four

Ironic I can't get up off the floor

NHS stretches but there's always some more

An Adrienne yoga bore

Phwoar

Work on my core but my knees can't take more

Play some football but I can't kick the ball

Friends all over, didn't see them before

I gave up flying so the kids could have more

I'm forty-eight now, lots gone before

Healthy life should have time to do more

Man, too tired to open the door

Is this something I shouldn't ignore

Stay at home dad but the kids are in school

You might think that's pretty cool

But it's because of that that there's this

Let's be more bake off, please don't dis

I'm forty-eight now, lot's gone before

Feel exhausted but should do more

My friend Digby tried an Amsterdam

More knackered now than he was before

I'm 48 now, it's not as much fun

Two drinks and my head is done

Try psilocybin like my mate Arjun

Maybe better if I just have one