The First Step (Live at The Bitter End, New York, NY) Lyrics

You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall

I lost count after 21 in the college crawl

Well, I been a boozin' bastard

They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone

With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

Never mind, I'm drunk

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

Ooh, yeah. I'm the reason they call it an "Irish Goodbye"

Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight

Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd

Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself

Sorry if I slur

Take my anxiety and my sobriety

I'll kill two birds with one stoner

So if you see me please, take my keys

I don't wanna be an organ donor yet

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

Well, I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me

I'm bringing the water to the horse

So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me

So I can clone it and have a little more, haha

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

Yeah we had no higher power since that blackout started

Oh, defibrillate all the broken-hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

Even when I'm empty, half full

I try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just-

Woah, yeah!

Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

I'd probably just drink that too