Irony Lyrics

It's against the law to smack our children

But we can kill them (half a million)

We're coming down on child abuse

But it's no use if they're not human

Our suicide rate is super high

But euthanasia is legalised

Marijuana slows the mind

But if you're sick, well, then that's fine

Will be stay so paralysed?

Will we open up our eyes?

We're shooting rockets up into the atmosphere

But down on the surface we are paralysed by fear

We are overweight, we are addicted to our phones

We are so connected but we've never been so

Alone

Our national birth rate is falling low

We need immigration; insemination

Children are exposed to indecent video

Gay is okay, but they've stolen the rainbow

Our tourist industry is so fantastic

But our coastline is full of plastic

Our mountain glaciers are retreating

We blame the cows for their excreting

Will be stay so paralysed?

Will we open up our eyes?

We're shooting rockets up into the atmosphere

But down on the surface we are paralysed by fear

We are overweight, we are addicted to our phones

We are so connected but we've never been so

Alone

Everything is PC; neo-Marxist policy

Intolerance cannot be tolerated

Everyone's included; if you are inclusive

You must conform or you will be hated

Will be stay so paralysed?

Will we open up our eyes?

Our sporting teams are winning with a smile

We're hiding behind our pixelated profile

We are overweight, we are addicted to our phones

We are so connected but we've never been so

Alone