WAITIN' FOR MY WIFE BLUES Lyrics

Every night

I sit here waiting for the love of my life

She's procrastinating

Takin' two hours to get dressed

Then another two cause her hair is a mess

Man oh man

My stomach's growling' and I don't understand

It's so appalling

I've been hangin' around since three

It's a quarter to nine, where the hell is she

I'm passing out cause I'm so dog-gone hungry

Baby, so c'mon, let's go

Ain't waitin' round here no more

She's tried on a thousand pairs of shoes

The colors got to be just right

Her nails need to match her eyes of blue

She's already taken half of the night

Holy cow

I've bitten every fingernail by now

It's so frustrating

So don't let this happen to you

Wasting away singin' waiting' for my wife blues

I'm passing out cause I'm so dog-gone hungry

Baby, so c'mon, let's go

Ain't waitin' round here no more

She's tried on a thousand pairs of shoes

The colors got to be just right

Her nails need to match her eyes of blue

She's already taken half of the night

Holy cow

I've bitten every single nail by now

It's so frustrating

So don't let this happen to you

Wasting away singin' waiting' for my wife blues

Waitin' for my wife blues

Waitin' for my wife blues