Live From The Biggest Concert Ever Lyrics

And that's why we call it Did Dood

Alright guys, I think I got some time

I'm gonna do it

Okay, good luck

Hey guys

Listen, I've been feeling a little lonely lately

I mean, I like hanging around with the Doods

But I figured I'd be married by now

Uh- Okay, anyway

I just learned this song on the ukulele

So here's a little tune

This one goes out to all the ladies in the audience

I sit down in the shower

Water streamin' down my face

I'm cryin' tears of anger

Cause I'll never find my place

I need someone, just anyone to love me

It could be one of you

Whenever I see a woman

I wanna curl up and hide

I get so nervous with them

I start to break down and cry

It's really just pathetic

But I can't help it

Should we do something

Maybe... I'm kinda curious how it's gonna play out

You know what

Maybe I'm not the problem

Maybe it's all of you

All of you are selfish

You never let a nice guy win

All you want is gym bros who treat you all like crap

Well guess what, the perfect guy was right behind your back

But you never notice him, do you

All you women are the same

You all-

Tiller, everyone

Hey guys

So, we've just been informed that there are some problems with the pyrotechnic equipment

Just show tech, all that stuff, but, uh

This whole place is gonna blow we're all gonna die everybody get out

(The doors are locked)

Ah ha ha

It was a joke, it was all a joke

We got you though, admit it, we got you

Come on everyone, lighten up

We're putting on a show here

Ready guys

One,two,three,four

We were just kidding about the bomb

There wasn't actually a bomb

Now we're singing this little song

If you know the words you can sing along

Sorry we tricked you about the bomb

I even saw one guy call his mom

He called her to say his final goodbyes

The look on his face was such a surprise

Now he probably feels like an idiot

His mom thinks he's dead, she's so stupid

I saw another guy have a heart attack

All he did was scream then fade to black

Only idiots have heart attacks

I am not an idiot and I also didn't have a heart attack

And no, we will not give your money back

Aw, come on guys, it was just a joke

Yeah, we're sorry

Stop- Stop throwing cans at us

Guys, what are we gonna do

It's our last show on the tour

We need to get the fans back on our side

What's the point

We screwed up, let's just go home

Yeah, I'm over it

Screw the fans, I need a coffee

Guys stop

This isn't how things are gonna end

What do you mean

Look at you

You look like you've lost all hope

This isn't how we go out

Listen, we're Did Dood

We're the biggest band in the world

And the biggest band in the world does not give up because of a bad crowd

They finish what they start

They go out with a bang

So let's do it

Do what

How do you expect to fix this

Well what can any band do to win over a crowd

Play new material that no one's ever heard before

Exactly