Sober Up... When You Die Lyrics

My wife needs me sober for my birthday cake

But baby... Beer has all the sugar I must take

My son needs me sober for his school play

I hope they're staging now... Leaving L.A.

(Sober!)

Oh no, no! Come on guys!

(Sober!)

You know I'm not doing this

(Sober up!)

You fill this glass full now, sir!

(Sober up!, Sober up...)

All right, if you guys insist I'll do it

I'll be sober... When I die!

My boss needs me sober to fawn a hotshot one

I smile, crack a beer, come on! Bring him on!

Some guy in traffic cut me off he wants to brawl

I said chill man, you certain need some alcohol

(Sober!)

Oh no, no! Come on guys!

(Sober!)

You know I'm not doing this

(Sober up!)

You fill this glass full now, sir!

(Sober up!, Sober up...)

All right, if you guys insist I'll do it

I'll be sober, guys... When I die!

When I die! When I die! When I die! When I die!

(Chug! Chug! Chug!)

(Chug!) Vodka! (Chug!) Caipirinha! (Chug!) Catuaba! (Chug!)

(Chug!) Whisky! (Chug!) Wine! (Chug!) Sake! (Chug!)

(Chug!) Mojito! (Chug!) Rum! (Chug!) Beer... oh beer… hmm beer!

How can I live without beer?

…C'mon, Rod, put this bass to drink!

My parents needs me sober, I'm a good christian guy

I sure dig the bible when water became wine

My band needs me sober... Come on... No they don't! (We don't!!)

Amazing is partying and rocking from dusk till dawn!

(Sober!)

Oh no, no! Come on guys!

(Sober!)

You know I'm not doing this

(Sober up!)

You fill this glass full now, sir!

(Drink'em up! Drink'em up...)

All right, now you guys are getting it

Let's drink and rock... until we drop!

Skoal, motherfuckers, let's go!

Waiter:

Sir Arthur, man, you're here for more than 12 hours now! Listen... We ain't getting another beer, ok?

Sir Arthur:

12 hours?

What the hell is wrong with you, Mark... There are

labor laws against that kind of shit, man! Go home!

Where is fat jack?

On your way out tell him that I need another beer?

Waiter: Hey, man 12 hours now… It's only Tuesday... Get a grip!