National Assessment Program Lyrics

N-n-National Assessment Program

C-c-can I get my sandwich w-w-wit no ham

My teacher says that I lack with progression

Little did he know, this shits my profession

Say I work, say I work wit to much aggression

It ain't my fault that you ain't got possessions

I skipped class underneath the stairs

Don't want to hear your life story, nobody cares

You already know that I tackle them bears

I eat the pairs

I smash the chairs

I shave the hairs

I draw the squares

Go to school

In the pool

With my fool

With my jewel

This so cruel

This so cool

With my mule

There's d-d-d-d-d-dual

Lost my homework

Drive through the roadwork

Drive through the stone work

Pe-pe-pe tryna cancel me already

Well you best get ready

G-g-get steady

Hug your teddy

Pop a meddy

Call me Freddy

Your so sweaty

Sp-spaghetti

M-machete

C-confetti

On the jetty

Beat so heavy

Place a Betty

With a fetti

All these groupie bitches still say I can't rap

I don't care cause I'm still wearing my cap

All these guy saying they still wanna scrap

Can you please shut up, I'm tryna take a nap

N-n-National Assessment Program

C-c-can I get my sandwich w-w-wit no ham

My teacher says that I lack with progression

Little did he know, this shits my profession

Say I work, say I work wit to much aggression

It ain't my fault that you ain't got possessions

I skipped class underneath the stairs

Don't want to hear your life story, nobody cares