Beer Drinking Machine Lyrics

I got a 20 in my pocket

Burnt a hole in my jeans

Heading down to the bar

To blow off steam

Got a silver bullet coming my way

All the bartenders know me by my name

Cause I'm a one not done beer drinking machine

Left hand cigarette right hand jim beam

I'm country as hell all my jeans got skoal ringed

Im a snuff sniffin, baco spittin, 59/50 fittin

4x4 down in the holler chillin

Yeah I'm a damn beer drinking machine

Only been here for an hour

And I'm 5 drinks down

Got a drunken reputation

In this one horse town

I aint worried about tomorrow living it up tonight

In this hole in the wall under the neon light

Cause I'm a one not done beer drinking machine

Left hand cigarette right hand jim beam

I'm country as hell all my jeans got skoal ringed

Im a snuff sniffin, baco spittin, 59/50 fittin

4x4 down in the holler chillin

Yeah I'm a damn beer drinking machine

Hey check this shit out

Say what you want

It don't mean shit to me

You'd drink like this if you worked like me

Cause I'm a one not done beer drinking machine

Left hand cigarette right hand jim beam

I'm country as hell all my jeans got skoal ringed

Im a snuff sniffin, baco spittin, 59/50 fittin

4x4 down in the holler chillin

Yeah you know what I mean

Yeah you know what I mean

I'm a fucking beer drinking machine

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