gloria Lyrics

Gloria's got a crush on the super short kid

Who thinks he's the star of the school

He's got a dirty attitude and a punchable face

He's infamous to the whole sixth grade

It's a sweltering day in a crowded classroom

And he's there, sassing the teacher again

Everyone's eyes roll to the back of their heads

But Gloria's eyes were on him

'Cause he stands up with a smirk, drawing attention

And dabs for the fortieth time of the day

Thinks it makes him cool by being crude

When he's just a lowly douche

In the head and the heart

Oh Gloria, oh Gloria

Why do you fall for the nastiest boys

This gory love, this gory love

Always being treated like a toy

Can't you see what he's like

Can't you see he's not that bright

Oh Gloria

You deserve so much more

Gloria's got a gift, a Valentine's gift

For a boy far too low to love at all

He knocks her gift to the ground

Tells her to beat it

Messed it up with a friend he could've had

Now Gloria's picking up her gift in tears

While he's laying all the curses and calling her weird

No matter how hard she cried

It didn't stop him from ever despising her more

So Gloria told her friends

I should've listened

I didn't know he was so freakin' mean

Now I know, and I just so hate him

But deep down, why do I still like him

In the head and the heart

Oh Gloria, oh Gloria

Why do you fall for the nastiest boys

This gory love, this gory love

Always being treated like a toy

Can't you see what he's like

Can't you see he's not that bright

Oh Gloria

You deserve so much more

She's only twelve

She doesn't know herself

Looking for a person to ring her bells

Under his curse, she doesn't see her worth

Or realize the way he makes her feel like

Shhh

In the head and the heart

Oh Gloria, oh Gloria

Why do you fall for the nastiest boys

This gory love, this gory love

Always being treated like a toy

Can't you see what he's like

Can't you see he's not that bright

Oh Gloria

You deserve so much more