Internet Punk Lyrics

Did you know this is all one guy

And he wrote these songs in 1995

Scribbled all the words on the back of a tissue

Got'em published in a small nudie mag issue

It wasn't til 20 years went by

And the songs were discovered by a pervasive eye

Dipped in the yolk of a mid-west egg

Now its selling on the scogs for an arm and a leg

All the kids want internet punk

Dont gimme no Chinese junk

Had a dream I could buy my way to heaven

When I woke I done spent it on a seven

What has my life become?

Im obsessed with internet punk

Im a hopeless rock n roll dummy

And you know what they say about a fool and his money

Did you know this is all one dude

And he held a world record for being rude

Wrote all the songs in a railway trestle

On his way to Memphis so he could learn to wrestle

He was oh so strong but he didn't last long

Before you knew it he was blowing in the wind

Did two tapes and a book on contortion

Now its selling online for a poor man's fortune

All the kids want internet punk

Dont gimme no Chinese junk

Had a dream I could buy my way to heaven

When I woke I done spent it on a seven

What has my life become?

Im obsessed with internet punk

Im a hopeless rock n roll dummy

And you know what they say about a fool and his money