My Wife Is Always Right Lyrics

Hey, listen up all ya, I got something to say

My wife was right, and I was wrong, about everything

And I mean everything, you can't argue with that woman

She is always right

Always right

Honey, you knew it all along

I argued won't be long

Shook my head and carried on

Don't know where time has gone

Should have known it all along

No time to smoke my bong

No time to smoke a bong

You were right and I was wrong

You said before we leave

You'd better have a pee

That you would wait for me

I said I had no need

But now we're stopped in Tweed

And I'm peeing in the trees

Hoping no one will see

I hope that you still love me

You knew it all along

I didn't think at all

Left my shoes in the hall

Someone will trip and fall

That's not where they belong

I thought they'd do no harm

I thought they'd do no harm

Now there's a kid with a sore bum

Honey, I tried to write this song

I thought it would be fun

To show you I've been dumb

I got the words all wrong

My examples weren't so strong

My list wasn't very long

I could go on and on

Won't you help me write this song

Honey, you were right and I was wrong

And I hope you like this song