Fap Rap Lyrics

Wait girl I'm sorry I swear

I Didn't want you to see all that

Just give me one more chance to earn all of your respect back

Hopefully I can do that yeah hopefully it's not too late

I didn't mean for you to walk in on me while I masturbate

No it isn't gay, it's just two dudes without a girl involved

I swear I didn't mean to watch this video yo it just popped up

I swear I swear I'm into babysitters, maids and that stepmom stuff

But hey I wouldn't be doing this shit if you would let me fuck

Every fucking day I gotta bust a nut

I would rather bust a nut on your bubble butt

I would rather put my dick ontop of your fat tits that have nipples so big they cover they cover it all up

I jerk off cause that shit feels good

I don't have foreskin but I still wear a hood

That's means I'm circumcised dummy don't you understand

I don't need a woman cause I got both of my hands

Close the door pants come down and arm goes into motion

Need to have it feel like pussy so I use the lotion

Watching two girls fuck, my dick goes flat

Watching two squirrels fuck and they booties so fat

Wait girl I'm sorry I swear

I Didn't want you to see all that

Just give me one more chance to earn all of your respect back

Hopefully I can do that yeah hopefully it's not too late

I didn't mean for you to walk in on me while I masturbate

I swear it's not my fault

I'm ready right when I wake up

I wake up and my shits not soft

That's why I go and rub one off

It's just

My prerogative

Orgasm

That's a positive

So

Don't be trying to ruin my day

By being a bitch and getting in my way

Imma straight shooter

3 feet no lie

Gimme a target imma hit the fuckin bullseye

Yes I

Am the best

Get it all over your face and not a drop on your chest

I guess

I'm way better at a shoot in a tissue

Or maybe on the front of sports illustrated issue

The issue is I just rub so fast

I need some cream just to fix my rash

I go on the computer and I open up the internet

Then I open up my hand and spit to get my shit all wet

Then I start and then I go and rub and tug until the end

I am fully satisfied, In 10 minutes do it again

Wait girl I'm sorry I swear

I Didn't want you to see all that

Just give me one more chance to earn all of your respect back

Hopefully I can do that yeah hopefully it's not too late

I didn't mean for you to walk in on me while I masturbate